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Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

Original Writings...

New Metrodome 1/27/12
State of the Union Drinking Game(1/27/12)
5 Best Christmas Toys of All Time(12/2/11)
Revenge Pranks(2/7/11)
Super Bowl XLV(2/6/11)
The Pager of Death(12/21/10)
The Vegas Road Trip(12/18/10)
About Jeff (5/8/09)
Zombie Attack Plan (12/14/09)
Karen's Run For Governor (12/08/09)
Skimming the Pool (11/16/09)
Supersuckers - the hardest working band in rock (11/9/09)
Zumbro River Canoeing  (11/2/09)
Halloween  (10/26/09)
A Passage to Bangkok  (10/19/09)
A Second Set of Books  (10/12/09)
Beer and Loafing in Las Vegas  (10/5/09)
Cheap Trick & the Homebrewers  (09/28/09)
Grocery Store Shenanigans  (09/21/09)
William F. Buckley Jr.  (09/14/09)
Two Weddings and a Mortgage -  (09/09/09)
Scumbag Realtor® - Never trust a Realto® (8/24/2009)
My First Rock Concert - Rush (8/24/2009)
Fred - memories of a friend lost (8/17/2009)
For Rent - Apartment Living Sucks (5/19/2008)
Six-Sigma - Project Management at its best! (5/12/2008)
Steven Colucci - born without a soul! (5/5/2008)
My Curfew - Stayin' Out Late
The Union and Me - stirring the kettle
Utah! - with the Manson Family!
The Smelly Neighborhood
Wells Fargo - Bad Bank!
Crazy Homeless Guy - My Citizens Arrest
Golf Ball Bandits - Life on the Golf Course
The Google Bankroll - I Made Fast Cash
Credit Card Pranks - Torment Abusive People
Boobs at the Radisson - Working Room Service
About Brian... - Born Without a Clue