Muhammad ibn Abd Allah (570-632) is the last of the Prophets from whose proclamation of Qur'an Islam derives. Muhammad was born in Mecca, in the Year of the Elephant, he liked to have sex with children and had visions of grandeur about his jewish lover Gabriel. Gabriel broke his heart, so he made the foundation of his religion the killing of jews.
Muhammad was a busy snake-oil merchant in the city of Mecca. From time to time he liked to leave the city and walk into the hills to a cave where he could be alone to masturbate furiously. He would spend time in the hills of Hira spanking his monkey like a monkey on crystal meth, so much so that he'd forget to eat. He later said he was only fasting, and that caused the fasting part of the whole religion. While he was there, his wife Khadija would stop by and offer anal sex.
In Islam, any depiction of the creepy pedophile prophet Muhammad is strictly forbidden, as it might lead to a form of idol worship. No images of Muhammad are allowed, ever. Muslims want to kill all cartoonists in Denmark, over a few innocent cartoons of the terrorist Muhammad. Now they want to kill everybody on Wikipedia for publishing some pictures of the profit. I wanted to preserve the pictures in case Wikipedia backs down and removes them. Here they are with some creative captioning.
So, I suppose that if non-Muslims draw a picture of Muhammad, they deserve death, right? Well, as a non-Muslims I deserve death in their eye anyway, so here goes...
Here he is betting his followers that he can slide all the way down a banister without falling. He won the bet and used the money to buy beer and protitutes.
The Muhammad version is "I disagree with what you say, and I am going to kill you for saying it."
Muhammad: "I'll take that goat over there, she's pretty!"