How to Keep a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

  1. A friend
  2. A companion
  3. A lover
  4. A brother
  5. A father
  6. A master
  7. A chef
  8. An electrician
  9. A carpenter
  10. A plumber
  11. A mechanic
  12. A decorator
  13. A stylist
  14. A sexologist
  15. A gynecologist
  16. A psychologist
  17. A pest exterminator
  18. A psychiatrist
  19. A healer
  20. A good listener
  21. An organizer
  22. A good father
  23. Very clean
  24. Sympathetic
  25. Athletic
  26. Warm
  27. Attentive
  28. Gallant
  29. Intelligent
  30. Funny
  31. Creative
  32. Tender
  33. Strong
  34. Understanding
  35. Tolerant
  36. Prudent
  37. Ambitious
  38. Capable
  39. Courageous
  40. Determined
  41. True
  42. Dependable
  43. Passionate
  44. Compassionate
  45. WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

  46. Give her compliments regularly
  47. Love shopping
  48. Be honest
  49. Be very rich
  50. Not stress her out
  51. Not look at other girls
  52. AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

  53. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
  54. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
  55. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
  56. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

  57. Never to forget:
    • birthdays
    • anniversaries
    • arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
  1. Leave him alone