You are in the middle of a few projects at your home: putting in a new fence, painting the basement walls, putting in a new garden. You are hot and sweaty, covered in dust, lawn clippings, dirt and paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit -- shorts with the hole in the crotch, old T-shirt with a stain from who-knows-what, and an old pair of tennis shoes.
Right in the middle of these projects you realize you need to run to Home Depot for supplies.
Depending on your age you might do the following:
In your 20s:
Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow dry your hair, brush your teeth, floss and put on clean clothes. Check yourself in the mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne because, you never know, you just might meet some hot chick while standing in the checkout line.
And yes, you went to school with the pretty girl running the register.
In your 30s:
The cute girl running the register is the kid sister to someone you went to school with.
In your 40s:
The hot young thing running the register is your daughter's age and you feel weird about thinking she's spicy.
In your 50s:
The Cutie running the register smiles when she sees you coming and you think you still have it. Then you remember -- the hat you have on is from Bubba's Bait & Beer Bar and it says, 'I Got Worms '
In your 60s:
The girl running the register may be cute but you don't have your glasses on, so you're not sure.
In your 70s:
The young thing at the register stares at you and you realize your balls are hanging out the hole in your crotch.
In your 80s:
You wander around trying to remember what you are looking for. Then you fart out loud and think someone called your name.
In your 90s & beyond: