Rule 34







- Do not talk about /b/
- Do NOT talk about /b/
- Anonymous is legion.
- Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
- Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
- Anonymous is still able to deliver.
- There are no real rules about posting.
- There are no real rules about moderation either—enjoy your ban.
- If you enjoy any rival sites—DON'T.
- Pics or it didn't happen.
- Lurk moar—it's never enough.
- Nothing is sacred.
- Do not argue with a troll—it means that they win.
- The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
- There are NO girls on the internet.
- A cat is fine too.
- One cat leads to another.
- The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
- It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
- It is a delicious trap. You must hit it.
- /b/ sucks today.
- Cock goes in here.
- You will never have sex.
- ????
- PROFIT!
- Tits are always relevant.
- It needs moar Desu. No exceptions.
- There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
- You cannot divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
- No real limits of any kind apply here—not even the sky.
- CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
- EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL, YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
- Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
- There is porn of it. No exceptions.
- If no porn of it can be found, it will be created.
- No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
- Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
- When one sees a lion, one must get into the car.
- There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
- The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS, thus making them "stingraids"). Also, there's some diabeetus in there. And maybe some lupus.
- If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
- Everything has been cracked and pirated.
- DISREGARD THAT
- The internet is not your personal army.
- Rule 45 is a lie.
- The cake is a lie.
- If you post it, they will cum.
- Rules 1 to 48 are absolute!
The Rules of the Internet