Some new lingo to use when you're out on the course...

• A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't
• A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another
• A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand
• A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water
• A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed
• An 'O.J.'- got away with one
• A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver
• A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver
• A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good
• A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole
• A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the right
• A 'Nancy Pelosi' - Way to the left and out of bounds
• A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read
• A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out
• A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist
• A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees
• A 'Mickey Mantle' - a dead yank
• A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole