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The Terms of Golf

Some new lingo to use when you're out on the course...

  • A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't
  • A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another
  • A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand
  • A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water
  • A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed
  • An 'O.J.'- got away with one
  • A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver
  • A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver
  • A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good
  • A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole
  • A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the right
  • A 'Nancy Pelosi' - Way to the left and out of bounds
  • A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read
  • A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out
  • A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist
  • A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees
  • A 'Mickey Mantle' - a dead yank
  • A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole