Nixon, Carter, Clinton, and Bush get caught up in a tornado...
... And off they whirled to the land of OZ!
They finally made it to the Emerald City .....
....and went to find the Great Wizard.
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:
"No Problem!" said the Wizard, "Who's next?"
Richard Nixon stepped forward, and said:
"Well, I think I need a heart."
"Done!" Says the Wizard, "Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
Up stepped Bush and said,
"No problem!" Said the Wizard, "Consider it done."
Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word.
"Well, what do YOU want?" asked the wizard.
"IS DOROTHY HERE?"
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